Amy Sedaris Quotes

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later he may be with his real girlfriend.

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.

I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.

My mother always said 'Don't bother other people.' I think that's good advice.

I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.