Richard Armour Quotes

Almost nothing is known about Homer, which explains why so much has been written about him.

There is some consolation in the fact that even though your dreams don't come true neither do your nightmares.

Some people can carry a tune but they seem to stagger under the load.

Adolescence is when children start trying to bring up their parents.

some libraries are no longer called libraries but are known as Learning Resource Centers or Media Centers. Librarians, however, are still generally known as librarians and not yet as Learning Resourcists or Media Centerists, though this may be only a matter of time.

It's all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it now and then.

William Shakespeare...was baptized on April 26, 1564. When he was born is disputed, but anyone who argues that it was after this date is just being difficult.

It is possible that librarians will be robots, controlled by Master Minds having mastery of a master computer at the Library of Congress.Or there will be no libraries and librarians, flesh-and-blood or otherwise. The onetime library patron will press a button and turn a dial on his TV, whereupon the requested book, in the desired language, will appear on the screen, the pages turning at the designated speed.