Previous Quote Previous Quote

Woody Allen Quotes

Next Quote Next Quote
Image of the quote is loading... SaveSave If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing-up. - Quote by Woody Allen

If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he’d never stop throwing-up.

Woody Allen
Copy LinkCopy Link
Copy QuoteCopy Quote
Copy ImageCopy Image
Download Image of QuoteDownload Image

About The Quote

Related Authors

Related Topics

More Quotes From Woody Allen

Is sex dirty? Only if it is done right.
Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
Woody Allen
I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend.
Woody Allen
If there is reincarnation I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.
Woody Allen
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.
Woody Allen
If I could only see one miracle just one miracle. Like a burning bush or the seas part or my uncle Sasha pick up a check.
Woody Allen
If only God would give me a clear sign like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
Woody Allen
Those modern analysts they charge so much! In my day for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks he would treat you and press your pants. For fifteen marks Freud would let you treat him - that included a choice of any two vegetables.
Woody Allen
Report Quote Report Quote Report Quote Submit Quote Submit Quote Submit Quote