Peter Ustinov Quotes

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.

A diplomat these days is nothing but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.

Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed half the problems of bed are solved.

Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

By increasing the size of the keyhole today's playwrights are in danger of doing away with the door.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious

Marriage is like a three-speed gearbox affection, friendship, love. It is not advisable to crash your gears and go right through to love straightaway. You need to ease your way through. The basis of love is respect, and that needs to be learned from affection and friendship.