Christopher Buehlman Quotes

We often live next to monsters unawares.

You’d probably rather have a milk shake than a quart of blood, too, so we’ll have to agree to disagree.

I mostly drink clear booze because the rest of it looks it's already been through a gentleman.

The dead shouldn’t cry, not even the lesser dead.

You see why I’m such a good vampire? We’re all lying, devious bastards, not like werewolves, if there are werewolves, whose MO is, “Hi, I’m a werewolf, surprise! And fuck you!” No, we lurk. We’re lurkers.

The undead don’t care about careers. Vampires are all retirees.

Oh, would you look at this, now,” she said, pointing at a hole in her sage-green velvet couch. Never mind the brain and hair on it, she could clean those off with a stiff brush. And never mind the point-blank gunshot to the face she’d absorbed. It was the bullet hole in her couch that pissed her off.

Happiness is the province of those who ask few questions.