Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Quotes

‎The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.

Bertrand Russell declared that, in case he met God, he would say to Him, "Sir, you did not give us enough information." I would add to that, "All the same, Sir, I'm not persuaded that we did the best we could with the information we had. Toward the end there, anyway, we had tons of information.

They made a science out of people?" she said. "What a crazy science that must be."--"Mr. Z

It is, in the imagination of combat's fans, the divinely listless loveplay that follows the orgasm of victory. It is called 'mopping up.

Only one English word adequately describes his transformation of the islands from worthless to priceless: magical.

Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind.

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.

I had made her so unhappy that she had developed a sense of humor. [-Rabo Karabekian]