It’s a hat,” said Jess.Manx stretched. “Yes.””A hat with – just to be clear – a lizard on it. A real, dead lizard.””An iguana, yea. It’s been stuffed.””I can see that. Any idiot can see that, but it doesn;t address the issue.””The issue being?””Manx, you’re wearing a goddamn reptile! On your head! With pride! It’s like you’re the lovechild of Carmen Miranda and a taxidermist!

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