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Image of the quote is loading... SaveSave To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken. - Quote by Dark Jar Tin Zoo

To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

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